A woman likes to have 3 animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, and a donkey to pay for this all

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!



Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.


Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.



Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!


Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

يسلموو خيو على المووضوع
مع ان بعضها حكم
وبعضها "funny"
يسلموو خيوو ولا عدمناك

تقبل مني أجمل تحيه

أخوك

درب الاحزاان

يسلموا حجي كااسترو

شكرا على المرور

تسلم اخوي عالموضوع يعطيك العافيه

thx bro for this funny thread
ma regards
KaRaM